Teacher: Mr. and Mrs. Cornet, Timothy's having trouble keeping up with the rest of the class. He's going to need a tooter.
Apparently his grades are a little flat.
If a tooter doesn’t help, he might need a band-aid.
But if he improves, you can reward him by taking him to the big game at the Metronome.
He’s got a lot of brass, talking about Timothy like that.
I toot all the time and yes, sometimes it sounds like a cornet.
On another note……
He takes terrible notes in class.
Oh, give it a rest.
There are 3 keys to the solution of his problem.
The staff is always looking for kids in treble. My question is what criteria did he use to bass his recommendation? I want to see his notes.
The truth is ,Mr.& Mrs Cornet little Timmy is just not that sharp ! Don’t fret, but he is always fingering around during class and needs to give it a rest !
My advice to Timmy: b sharp.
Timmy – it’s time you marched right in there to get a band-aid.
That Timmy. Always knew he was twisted.
May be a good time to hire a mouthpiece.
“But…..Timmy’s just a piccolo!”
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A tooter who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot.Said the two to the tutor: Is harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
It’s time for Timmy to blow his own horn.
Linux0s over 9 years ago
Apparently his grades are a little flat.
Superfrog over 9 years ago
If a tooter doesn’t help, he might need a band-aid.
cdward over 9 years ago
But if he improves, you can reward him by taking him to the big game at the Metronome.
PICTO over 9 years ago
He’s got a lot of brass, talking about Timothy like that.
clayusmcret Premium Member over 9 years ago
I toot all the time and yes, sometimes it sounds like a cornet.
boff0 over 9 years ago
On another note……
uniquename over 9 years ago
He takes terrible notes in class.
Lakegal over 9 years ago
Oh, give it a rest.
J Short over 9 years ago
There are 3 keys to the solution of his problem.
covingj over 9 years ago
The staff is always looking for kids in treble. My question is what criteria did he use to bass his recommendation? I want to see his notes.
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
The truth is ,Mr.& Mrs Cornet little Timmy is just not that sharp ! Don’t fret, but he is always fingering around during class and needs to give it a rest !
mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago
My advice to Timmy: b sharp.
NoCents over 9 years ago
Timmy – it’s time you marched right in there to get a band-aid.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
That Timmy. Always knew he was twisted.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
May be a good time to hire a mouthpiece.
cheap_day_return over 9 years ago
“But…..Timmy’s just a piccolo!”
J Quest over 9 years ago
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darthnul over 9 years ago
A tooter who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot.Said the two to the tutor: Is harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
ThumperMcDuff over 9 years ago
It’s time for Timmy to blow his own horn.
ThumperMcDuff over 9 years ago
It’s time for Timmy to blow his own horn.