Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 17, 2010

What a prime example of a lawyer. He knows all the right terms and everything!!!!

Just what beaker in Dr. Mel’s lab did THAT crawl out of???

I can translate:

“Mmmph!” means “Ah! My spleen!”

I think that critter has been hanging around waiting to take down Captain Nemo’s Nautilus.

In retrospect, calling Winky the Calamity Magnet as a witness may not have been the best move …

No worries, your honor. He was just late for a play date.

Those tentacles belong to an attacking space squid, not a denizen of Dr. Mel’s lab, I think.

Winky is just saving R. U Serius from another space squid.

Permission to treat one of them as hostile.

Does being a witness come with spleen replacement insurance?

Time for a trip back to Winkys R Us.

I think he’s being a hostile witness.

Maybe Lio is one of Winky’s friends, and Ishy wants to play.

It’s okay. His spleen will regenerate.

The judge says “Order in the court!” And then Brewster orders a ham sandwich.

Safe environment for KIDS, not SQUIDS.

It’s safe for kids because all the dangerous monsters are busy attacking Winky.

Winky has some spleenin’ to do!

(C’mon, it’s been at least a week since somebody used that one!)

Fewer drive-by shootings.