Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for June 30, 2010

Now who wants to clean THAT up after somebody??

Trying to kill Walt!!!

gerdo.

Uh-oh!

Ipecac, the party gag of Gasoline Alley.

I suppose it may work, but at what cost… at what cost?

I appreciate the helpful footnote.

A-ha! A-ha!

And on Saturday, WHO suggested chocolate Ex-Lax baked into something? Same principle, even though the effect, uh, “comes to a different end.”

Let’s just hope that Walt doesn’t eat it by mistake!

I once foiled a lunch theif with a ham and cheese sandwich sprinkled with (unused) kitty litter. The bag lunch dissapeared, but it was the last lunch to disappear from the break room fridge.

”… eat it by mistake ?” - That certainly seems carded in a day or two.

Think there’s been just too much stage time for the ‘Uncle Ben’ model. Story lines been fine but wearing a bit thin now.

Hmmm. According to my Gasoline Alley Plot Development Wristwatch, it’s two Joels past Rufus … which means it’s time for Slim to show up and start eating the pies behind Gertie’s back.

That’s right, Gertie. Don’t ask for someone to set up a webcam. Don’t install locks on all the doors to the kitchen or on the fridge itself. Don’t actually sit all night in the kitchen this time. Yes. Yes. Put the ipecac in the pie. Never mind that when you heat it, you skew the toxicity of it. Yes. Yes. And hey, take another three weeks to get it done.

For those familiar with Family Guy, there’s a harlarious (again forgive my spelling) sence in which he, his two sons (Chris and Stewy) and the dog drank that crud to see which one would vomit first! Look it up on YouTube, it’s the whip!

Well, see you all tomorrow!