Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 21, 2015
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restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. gobsmacker english cuisine scrod & leeks aghy crimp boiled uggins gobsmacker - food preparation surfaces show evidence of con-tamination by english cuisine. mama medea's family restaurant mama medea's - several question-able items (macaroni & cheese & tacks) listed on children's menu. bump 'n' grind coffee house live nude dancing girls girls girls hot hot hot bump 'n' grind - numerous embar-assing injuries caused by combination of hot beverages & lap dancing. le petomaine's le petomaines friday is big blowout night! all bean chili le petomaine's - closed for inadequate soundproofing, poor ventilation & broken chairs.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
All four eateries were eminently suitable for those on a limited budget.
WaitingMan over 9 years ago
But where will I go for my Aghy Crimp now?
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Ewww! Mama Medea’s may be guilty of much more than just health code violations!And, while the Bump ‘n’ Grind may have appealed to some, no one wants to patronize fart art too closely! The less said about English cuisine, the better….
aerilim over 9 years ago
No, they’re still closed since the last time….