Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 06, 2015
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richard's poor almanack --- by richard thompson comic strip previews for 2007 snoopy: joe bronze age! pre-classical peanuts. just when papers are running out of reruns, a cache of ancient strips dating back some 4,000 years is found. for better or for worse. ends its 28 year run when a giant squid gets loose are carries off everyone in the strip. except for anthony. even mary worth all comic strips. by pure chance, all strips appearing on june 4th will have the same joke. something about cloned chickens & leftovers. smiley: y r u always flat on your back? lol!!! emo: u r so cheerful i can't stand it!!! smiley 'n' emo. debuts october 12th. widely vili-fied as the worst strip of all time, it's a huge hit with the jaded youth of today. optioned by pixar. blondie. terrorists take out dagwood. blondie dates anthony. guy: "almanack!" why, it's genius! richard's poor almanack. adds final "k." the pulitzer committee takes notice.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
I’d dig pre-Classical Peanuts! A giant squid named Ismael? (Who was later employed as a cast member in Lio?)
comixbomix over 9 years ago
I wasn’t aware ‘giant squids’ were being held anywhere in captivity…?
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
If they found another Dr. Seuss book, why not more Peanuts?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
The only way I’d read For Better or For Worse re-runs is if this time around Anthony meets Cthulhu.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Yeah, I always thought the old “Richard’s Poor Almanac” was missing something… :-)
Darryl Heine over 9 years ago
How about JOE STONE AGE?
John Glynn creator over 9 years ago
The “K” does give it a complexity it was missing prior
CougarAllen over 9 years ago
True prophecy! They’ve already rediscovered pre-classic Peanuts:http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts-beginsI expect the rest of the prophecies will come true soon …
Vetsworldwide3327 over 5 years ago
Joe cool age.