Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 17, 2010

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    WoodEye  about 14 years ago

    If she would just listen!

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    ksoskins  about 14 years ago

    Is Lucy going to show up next? What they really need is Captain Eddie to give an even more implausible explanation for the shack.

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    ejcapulet  about 14 years ago

    Oh dear, to me the obvious explanation involves a rabid pit bull. I do like his better.

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    lazygrazer  about 14 years ago

    I’m getting out of here while the gettin’s good….

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    cdward  about 14 years ago

    Girls, he’s giving you the answer! Listen! Only, I didn’t hear him mention a tardis….

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    Ursula A Kehoe Premium Member about 14 years ago

    I’m impressed, Wiley!

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    Little Miss Tink  about 14 years ago

    This is reason for our last economic meltdown..no one listening.

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    grapfhics  about 14 years ago

    Oh, they listened, but to the wrong people.

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    wicky  about 14 years ago

    Typical broad, she no listen, ask a question but she no listen to the answer……bah!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 14 years ago

    @Only Tink: Or the BP Gulf Oil Spill.

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    Potrzebie  about 14 years ago

    then the obvious answer is that there is something in there that shouldn’t be let out.

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    It makes more sense than Danae’s answer would.

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    thirdguy  about 14 years ago

    wait, if our entire universe is going to be annilated in a nano second, then, I really don’t need to cut the lawn today!!!!!

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    vexatron1984  about 14 years ago

    They need an “extra” to go over and open the door for them. They’re always the first to die anyways!

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    DolphinGirl78  about 14 years ago

    I’m curiously intrigued…

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    KEA  about 14 years ago

    or, just possibly, the door won’t stay shut by itself.

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    jhouck99  about 14 years ago

    Or it could just be that someone leaned a board against a door…

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    JanLC  about 14 years ago

    vexatron1984: Just make sure the “extra” is wearing a red shirt.

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    GreenBikeGuy  about 14 years ago

    I hate people who invoke Occam’s Razor, but don’t understand it!

    Really, I’m serious.

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    DrWimsey  about 14 years ago

    Actually, Occam’s Razor states nothing about what should be correct: Occam’s Razor simply says do not add explanations without need! That is, ASSUME that the simplest answer (one explanation) is correct until you demostrate that you need 2+ explanations.

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    JonD17  about 14 years ago

    wonder if that is Cap’n Eddie’s outhouse

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    mizcraig  about 14 years ago

    vexatron1984 said, They need an “extra” to go over and open the door for them. They’re always the first to die anyways!

    Then it’s gotta be a Black guy! As Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock and others say, “Oh, no! I’m not gonna go! Everybody knows the Black guy is always the first to get knocked off or eaten!”

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    aerwalt  about 14 years ago

    Woodeye:

    I Like your EYE !!

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    Wildmustang1262  about 14 years ago

    Sighhhh! Sheeeshhh! I could not read the message what Jeffrey said because Danae’s message covered on Jeffrey’s message. Sighhhhh!

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    papatotwins  about 14 years ago

    Glenn Beck is in there. For God sake, don’t open it!

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    treered  about 14 years ago

    3rd guy, actually the “end of the world date” de jour is May 21, 2011… Petey is still missing, maybe he sensed something…

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    benbrilling  about 14 years ago

    They COULD look in the window.

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    Testel  about 14 years ago

    No, Wiley; NO! That is not what Occam’s Razor means! Occam’s Razor states that everything being equal, the simplest answer is most likely to be the correct one. There are children who receive most of their education from the comics, so it is important that you teach correctly! :)

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    ChazNCenTex  about 14 years ago

    Wonder if I could photo shop Danae’s conversation balloon out of the way and read the rest of Jeffy’s statement?

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    HowieL  about 14 years ago

    From A.Word.A.Day:

    Ockham’s razor or Occam’s razor

    PRONUNCIATION: (OK-ehmz RAY-zuhr)

    MEANING: noun: The maxim that the simplest of explanations is more likely to be correct.

    ETYMOLOGY: After William of Ockham (c. 1288-1348), a logician and theologian, who is credited with the idea.

    NOTES: Ockham’s razor states that “entities should not be multiplied needlessly”. It’s also called the principle of parsimony. It’s the idea that other things being equal, among two theories the simpler one is preferable. Why razor? Because Ockham’s razor shaves away unnecessary assumptions. Ockham’s razor has applications in fields as diverse as medicine, religion, crime, and literature. Medical students are told, for example, “When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras.”

    Class dismissed. Quiz on Monday.

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    rob.bryanton  about 14 years ago

    LOL! I made a popular animation called Imagining the Tenth Dimension. I can’t wait to see where they go with this!

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    treered  about 14 years ago

    or howabout: K I S S, Keep It Simple Silly

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    okzack  about 14 years ago

    Is it overly complicated if the board is holding the door up and when it is removed the door falls down? Perhaps I’m too simple minded – a little like William of O

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    artisanx  about 14 years ago

    Everybody, sing along:

    Do - DEE - do doo, Do - DEE - do doo, Do - DEE - do doo, Do - DEE - do doo…

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    Crewman_6  about 14 years ago

    Could this have something to do with the Gravesytes?

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    thirdguy  about 14 years ago

    treered, if you are right, that means I gotta cut the bleeep grass!!

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    W6BXQ, John  about 14 years ago

    If they open a portal to the eight dimension, does that mean that the Red Lectroids from Planet Ten will be able to come through like they did October 30, 1938?

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago

    “Holy parsimonious persimmons, Batman!”

    Thanks, HowieL – I’d always assumed Occam was an Arab scholar!

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