PreTeena by Allison Barrows for November 29, 2018

Sloth! Mama said, “No Shortcuts, Sweetie!”

She’s wearing jeans, so nobody will notice. Still, Jeri is being Jeri again.

Jeri has good posture in panel 2.. and destroys it in panel 3..

Suggest “but the guys won’t care if you’re not wearing a skirt” and put her off for a bit.

The rasping sound may give it away,Jer.

So what exactly did Jeri do that most of us DON’T do each and every morning of our lives?

Yeah. But she’s JERI! Doesn’t the rest of the world understand that?(Tried to make a “gagging” emoji here. Couldn’t do it.)

She really thinks of herself as a gift to the world!

Women and makeup! I really don’t get it . The only time guys put on makeup is when they go out to hunt and kill something.

Ahhh. Isn’t that cute. She’s a budding Kardashian.