PreTeena by Allison Barrows for July 04, 2019

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    Auntie Socialist  over 5 years ago

    I once pulled off the mattress tag that says “Do not remove under penalty of law”. You can’t stop me. I’m a rebel.

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    LINK_O_NEAL  over 5 years ago

    Man gets arrested after beating up a small girl when she took his Chuck-e-cheese tokens.

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    You rarely hear about perfect crimes, because part of their perfection is not being discovered.

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    asrialfeeple  over 5 years ago

    Talk about being engineered to fail.

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    MS72  over 5 years ago

    somebody stole a train in florida this week.

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    noreenklose  over 5 years ago

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    This just in from Florida…..

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    Many crimes are just never solved so they are “perfect” by accident.

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    jppjr  over 5 years ago

    There was a guy who held up a bank. He wrote the stick-up note on his own deposit slip.

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    adrianrune  over 5 years ago

    I remember having a discussion with an assistant attorney general assigned to a state division I worked at. We both questioned whether anyone other than the perpetrator would realize a crime had been committed if it was “perfect”.

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