Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 13, 2010
Transcript:
Frank says, "It's one week until Father's Day--- fashion consultant Mister Ernie will answer questions from people trying to find the right gift for dad." Frank says, "'My dad is a great soccer coach but we lose every game--- he deserves something nice.'" Ernest says, "He'd love a tie!" Frank says, "'My papa builds rail lines and can't find good work clothes.'" Ernest says, "Get him a track suit!" Frank says, "'My father and grandfather are both traffic police officers.'" Ernest says, "Give them pullovers!" Frank says, "'My husband's the world's greatest dad! He's an electrician...'" Ernest says, "That's the easiest one of all--- get him anything except shorts!"
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Is it too late to go back to bed?
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
Ties are good at FIFA!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
and if he likes golf, get him some cuff links
and if he likes tea, get him a t shirt
and if he likes saunas, get him a sweater
oh helll , these are easy…..
and if he likes elephants, get him some trunks
and if he is a transvestite get him a gown
and if…..
benbrilling over 14 years ago
If he flies, get him shoos.
If he likes boxing, get him socks… or a ring.
Make that a diamond ring if he likes baseball too.
Shannon D. Orr Premium Member over 14 years ago
If he’s a lawyer, get him some briefs