Work on the feet. Boys don’t know how.
He’ll probably want a man-y-man-y.
I don’t know, Pinecone; you just might enjoy it…
Maybe she’s trying to say you’re perfect, except for your nails. I mean, that’s unlikely… this IS Jeri we’re talking about. She probably got a gift card for a nail salon she hates and regifted.
Not a bad gift, if he plays classical guitar.
Kewl. She thinks he’s not going to use it.
He’ll show her.
We hired a security guard from overseas. When I picked him up at the airport I noticed he was wearing clear nail polish.
“And what did you get her?”
“A bowling ball with my name engraved on it.”
Save it for a nice girl, Johnson.
MS72 over 4 years ago
Work on the feet. Boys don’t know how.
DDrazen over 4 years ago
He’ll probably want a man-y-man-y.
Thorby over 4 years ago
I don’t know, Pinecone; you just might enjoy it…
Skeptical Meg over 4 years ago
Maybe she’s trying to say you’re perfect, except for your nails. I mean, that’s unlikely… this IS Jeri we’re talking about. She probably got a gift card for a nail salon she hates and regifted.
gammaguy over 4 years ago
Not a bad gift, if he plays classical guitar.
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
Kewl. She thinks he’s not going to use it.
He’ll show her.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 4 years ago
We hired a security guard from overseas. When I picked him up at the airport I noticed he was wearing clear nail polish.
amaneaux over 4 years ago
“And what did you get her?”
“A bowling ball with my name engraved on it.”
asrialfeeple over 4 years ago
Save it for a nice girl, Johnson.