PreTeena by Allison Barrows for February 16, 2024

Very dark. Even for Stick.

A limerick is poetry?

Here in pieces lies Fred Twain, Who tried to catch, a moving train. The train caught Twain, As you can see, Instead of one Twain, Now there’s three.

The wife of William Hurst, Fed him a can of wurst. Said Hurst with a frown, That hurt going down, Next time take the can off first!

My younger daughter has photic sneeze reflex. She wrote a poem about it when she was 9: Fresh air / Cool breeze / Sun in my eyes / I sneeze / White clouds / Sky blue / Bright sun / Ah-choo!

The act of Sabra fixing—writing on paper—the poem establishes copyright.

Colour : https://www.gocomics.Com/preteena/2002/10/11

Probably the correct one for today : https://www.gocomics.Com/preteena/2003/02/16

A gentleman dining at Crewe

Found quite a large mouse in his stew

Said the waiter: Don’t shout

And wave it about

Or the rest will be wanting one too!