PreTeena by Allison Barrows for August 27, 2024

Happy wife, happy life….

He’s still around, that accounts for something.

…and there’s only one possible answer to the potentially lethal question: ‘Does this make me look fat?’.

You’d better stick with it. Unless you want to be sleeping on the sofa tonight.

Wow…this is the second comic strip that dealt with lying. I once went to a jewelry party (kind of like a Tupperware party, only with jewelry) and a woman was ordering stuff like mad. At one point she said that she & her husband never argued. I said to her, “Then you’re either a fool or a liar.” Before she left she told us that she had to make sure that she got the credit card statement before her husband so he doesn’t see all this. I said, “So THAT’S why you don’t have arguments; you lie to each other.” I know I was mean but her superior attitude drove us all crazy.

He said it was indescribable. If he can’t describe it, there’s no point in asking him to elaborate.