Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 19, 2015

OH Good Lord, Mist……now I have to go wash out my eyes!That is way more tighty-whities than a person cam take at one sitting..

BevCan’t the Sheriff enforce decency laws or something?And can’t Go Comics fix the double-trouble problem and the “I can’t use the reply button” problem?

MistThank you, two of me is e too much of a good thing. I WILL delete!!!

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ’em. sighLarry’s twin brother Gary has, at least, the decency to don something a little more, shall we say. covered?

He lent them to Larry, not that that is going to do any good.

Larry has long been something of an exhibitionist.

The sheriff has, in fact, spoken to him in the past, when the neighbors were bothered…

What the hedoublel is going on around here? Everywhere you look the menfolk of this fair city are parading around in their skivvies! I am outraged and demand an explanation! NOW!

After some experimentation, I’ve discovered that, unlike other cases where comments get doubled on this site, this time you CAN delete one of the pair, and the other will remain…at least, so far.

I’m going to bed too, maybe it will be okay in the morning, (But probably not(

@2oldI can’t speak for the sheriff. But GC has recently told me that it has no control over issues with the comments section. That, they say, is the province of the Moderator, whoever that may be. I believe Mod has his or her hands full.

Thank heaven for good fences.

Mercury must be in retrograde. Between everybody seeing double comments and half the men on Ballard Street running around in their tighty-whities, today is turning whackier then yesterday.Lewd and lascivious Larry, as he was called in high school, is once again trying to get in touch with his inner self at the expense of our visual tranquility. Sheriff has warned him about his spontaneous bouts of exuberant exibitionalism but it has, apparently, fallen shorts…er…short. He needs to be reminded that the cells in the Ballard City Jail and Meat Storage Locker facility will definitely shrink his ambition.

Should i repost speedo guy?

wit feer of repeetin mahsef (layter in this posting) not witstanding…. I provide teh followine offishal statemint frum teh BS sHeriff orfice….“untiL teh cauze of teh soffware glitch whuts causin dubbLe vizshun is denta fYde, eny and awl orders fer yAk produkts will be auto majikly cut in haFF… to liminate dooplikitus waaste an over wait charjes at teh airport….”…ALSO… awl menfoke seen aerin out there skivies in pubik publik witout a PERMIT will be ass est a fine proporshunal to teh number and color of stains vizible frum 25 feet…

faylure to remit fines in cash wil be cauze fer lockup…tjhat iz awL….O..o

A shout out…..RIP Yvonne Craig….the original Batgirl.

HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY!!! – NO,NO,NO!!! - Sherif – I see you rose to the occasion.

Larry is all about wide open spaces just thank the maker he is wearing his clean pair.

Never Fear! Captain Underpants is Here To Save The Day!

Yes, Replyius Secundus Delenda Est!

Also as the Dancer from Orion in Start Trek (the green girl).

Thank you Sherif MunkeyBluz!Maybe things will get back to normal on Ballard Street.But I doubt it. This is, after all, Ballard Street.

True, LOL.

Shikamoo! GoComics PRO Member said, about 12 hours agoBlogger.debug “Person attributes hash: #{@person.attributes.inspect}”___________Does anyone else see this script on their screen? It shows on at GoComics., right under the comments, but behind the icons for facebook and twitter etc._____________The above script (at the top of my post) has disappeared from my screen, but there are still double posts. Are people here deleting their second post, or is GoComics fixing the problem only for selected posters? And how do they decide who gets special treatment, hmm?I think an investigation is in order.

As for the abundance of skivvies, tighty-whiteys and boxer shorts, (with or without pom-poms): this may possibly be attributed to the heatwave that has gripped the North American Continent.Or maybe not. Opinions anyone?In the mean time, I am leaving Ballard Street until the epidemic is dealt with and men start putting their pants on again.

" I am leaving Ballard Street until the epidemic is dealt with and men start putting their pants on again".

Shikamoo!Weren’t you the one the other night at the Tiki yelling for Fireman to " Take it all off !" ?

For those of you getting tired of pictures of men in skivvies…

HAY HAY HAY…!Shika git bak hear this intsent..!!!Yer kneeded as a seff DEPOOTIZED ranging Rover… ahm gunna be heddin to Texmunkistan in teh mournin an SuSun, Vet an BatPug ar gunna needs yer hep… both on teh street aswellas at teh TIKI….(pleeeze??)

hay bEv… izzat order of sNickerdoodals gunna be reddy fer peacup layder??? Gunna kneads a dozen oar three…

re: _"Now, listen here, Sheriff. Shika can’t be a DEPOOTIZED deputized ranging Rover or any other kind of deputy until she apologizes to Fireman for telling him…….to……….to……..well, remove all his garments. You’ll have to give her a stern warning, at least!++++++++++++++++++hey… she wuz jus doin her cort poited dooties an serchin fur contra ban, you no… kunsealed weppins an….. an… hang on, _wuts that ShiKa mau mau..??? oh yeah…. weppins of mass distrackshun….. no, no, thet aint rite….SHIKA!!!!!!! moanbak…!!!!!

sigh*luk, ah gotta git mah packin dun…. bEV, thenks fer teh doodads an teh nanner nut muffens… !!!Shika… jus, well…. now wared she gonow…???SuSun, reddy fer mah footsrub at 9:38 or mehbe 10:07 (?)Ling an Vet rotatin on teh watch… dont fergit yer paperwerk…

9:43, Monkey!See you then!

BYE BEVIn your absence we will take good care of Fireman, ..,..,er…..we will see to it that he is……er…,..have a great time!Yeah that’s it)

Shika meet me at the Tiki at 9PM..bring your Purple Thong.No need to tell anyone!!!!

Thongs at the TIKI tonight?Ill be there!I want some pix of some sexy chicks…

Oh give me a homeWhere the Tighty Whiteys RoamWhere The Ballards And Antelopes PlayWhere Seldom Is HeardA Discouraging WordOh Wait..The Neighbors Are Calling The Cops(all day)

Ah, the proverbial fence.

Kitty-Kitty-Bang-Bang reporting for duty, Munkey.Bev, Last Rose and I have everything under control, and susan is helping too (BYOT).

Gosh, Too Old, the Last Rose of Summer Which thong are you wearing? Your itty bitty yellow polka dot bikini thong? Tomorrow’s Thursday right? Fireman will be there?

Happy, Happy, Happy!!! GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 hours agoThongs at the TIKI tonight?Ill be there!

-Hope you can wait Happy. I have an interview in the morning. No thongs tonight. Tomorrow night maybe, but only if I get the job, okay?

And here they are, so you know what you are waiting for!

Fancy thongs, aren’t they?

Good Night, Ballard Dears!Great song, boldyuma!

Oh SUSuN yer late… Ah gotsta go…. Ah gess ahl seas Ya wen ah gits bak on Toosdey….. Sigh*