There were no squirrels, chipmunks, etc. in my old neighborhood as a kid. Every boy had a bb gun. It was kind of weird going off to college and seeing wildlife everywhere.
Uh oh. Cue dramatic music. If that was any sort of real firearm, RJ should be an ex-raccoon. Even if he’s lucky and it’s only a BB gun, he’s going to need medical care that no wild animal would realistically get.
Let’s not forget that RJ has already been shot… by no one less than Verne! (It was an accident, but still).The whole saga can also be found in the Over The Hedge blog.
It was the Turbo Depelter 2000 deploying lawn gnome traps in advance of full scale activation. RJ’s gonna become a coat … unless he grabs his spleen and runs for cover.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 9 years ago
There were no squirrels, chipmunks, etc. in my old neighborhood as a kid. Every boy had a bb gun. It was kind of weird going off to college and seeing wildlife everywhere.
electricshadow Premium Member about 9 years ago
Main suspect: Winky from “Brewster Rockit.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
Uh oh. Cue dramatic music. If that was any sort of real firearm, RJ should be an ex-raccoon. Even if he’s lucky and it’s only a BB gun, he’s going to need medical care that no wild animal would realistically get.
Gerald Henley about 9 years ago
@LiverLips
Don’t worry, Dr. Hammie will make him all better. I bet he will have to give him a transfusion of twinkie cream filling.
juicebruce about 9 years ago
What did cause the POW,POW POW ? Gun, karate chops or some other form of trap ?
Strod about 9 years ago
Let’s not forget that RJ has already been shot… by no one less than Verne! (It was an accident, but still).The whole saga can also be found in the Over The Hedge blog.
bubbareb about 9 years ago
It was the Turbo Depelter 2000 deploying lawn gnome traps in advance of full scale activation. RJ’s gonna become a coat … unless he grabs his spleen and runs for cover.
kipallen about 9 years ago
RJ is a Brewster Rockit fan!
dogday Premium Member about 9 years ago
Curiosity may kill the cat, but greed has done in many a ’coon!
kirbey about 9 years ago
@Strod,Thank You for putting this up, just came back from reading the series.
I AM CARTOON LADY! about 9 years ago
Noooooooooooo! Not the spleen!
rgcviper about 9 years ago
Wow … a stolen Twinkie and an injured spleen. Intense stuff here.
@Cartoon LadyNOOOO button …
pschearer Premium Member about 9 years ago
Spleen! So funny! ROTFL! (not really)