Pickles by Brian Crane for August 30, 2015

Who goes to bed with their glasses on?

I almost thought Earl had wet the bed after mentioning the bathroom.

I thought Earl wet the bed also. Opal looks cute with her nose all red.

No, Dear… I said nothing about you snoring.

I wonder what kind of dream Earl had ? He looks wet to me…

Many years ago, my mom had a dream that someone was stealing her pizza so she bit him. Turns out she really did bite my dad’s arm! He woke up with yell and she just burst out laughing. :o)

Well, there are other things he could have grabbed…

If you really need glasses, they are always the first thing you put on when you wake up…

“Okay. I understand why you say you grabbed my nose. But why did you shake it and tuck my head under the covers?”

LOl! I did something similar to my hubby once. I worked for a phone company in the records department. The cable records were large heavy plastic bound files. I dreamt I was filing and snatched the pillow out from under my hubby’s head and neatly placed upright against the headboard. When he asked me why I told him “Hush! I’m putting away cable 3.” Then I laid down and went back to sleep.

We love Earl and Opal – they are us

Snooze button, shcnozz button, what’s the difference?

Codgers get away with a lot. My dad used to sleepwalk and take a wiz in a waste basket. Mom got a little cranky about that, as I recall.

it makes sense to me

Thank goodness I have my own bed!

xxx

She should be happy he didn’t pee the bed (or worse!)

I was watching a old black and white Red Skelton TV show the other day and he was saying a long speech at the camera.At the end of the monologue he said “Why am I asking you?”

If you’re gonna grab your wife, Earl, don’t grab her nose!