Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 26, 2015

Your father is flaunting quite the impressive gourd.Perhaps the sweaters are too snug, and are squeezing the toothpaste to the top of the tube.

Now I know who has my cranium expander.- As for snugly winter sweaters … I will only accept sweaters with two 8 point bucks on the front. Sorry … no exceptions.- Mr. Bubblehead knows the rules … I provide him hats from the Susquehanna Hat Company … he provides me with Two Buck Sweaters … !!!

Looks like a cardigan man.I believe there is a lady back on August 20th with whom he could have a wonderful and fulfilling fluffy, warm and fuzzy relationship.

I bet he also can’t wait for those nice, furry hats with flaps.Mmmm . . . cozy!

57 is the new 19.He has a lovely daughter, though.

Are the crispy air and snugly sweaters meant for him or for you, my lovely?—The old letch!

Oh Boy!Time to get out my Snugy.

She must take after Mom. Fortunately.

He’s trying to pull the wool over her cat’s eyes.

Teresa’s recent spat of strips mentioning cardigans and sweaters has just nudged out the appearance of pumpkin flavored coffee creamers at my neighborhood grocery.

It’s good to know that the Yellow Kid did so well after he grew up.

He needs a tuque, too. With a head that size, maybe two tuques.Two tuques and toothpaste tubes, too tough a tongue-twister.Somebody stop us, please.

3 tablespoons ground cinnamon,2 teaspoons ground ginger,2 teaspoons ground nutmeg,1 ½ teaspoons ground allspiceand 1 ½ teaspoons ground cloves.Mix the spices together in a small bowl…From:bettycrocker.com.Does the pumpkin-headed man call his daughter “Pumpkin”?I like the 1950s style frames.

He’s ready to watch re-runs of The Outer Limits.

Outer Limits and cat eye glasses…….those were the days.

Great, great, great grandpa.