Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 12, 2010

Will Baxter be forgiven?

For this question and others, tune into When the Frog Turns tomorrow.

I’m afraid to look up meatus urinarius.

It’s just that your meatings are so boring and you always talk about the effects of inflation on our bottom lines, and how we’re not measuring up… And I’m not too keen on the bar charts, either.

EEEEEEEEEWWWW!!!

Plug the meter….

Baxter, run! Run, man! “Sir” is looney and probably dangerous and should be locked up!

I have to agree with the poster last week who said that Sock Monkey Saturday on Frog Blog doesn’t have the same impact as Fishnet Friday.

How about skinny dippin’ Sundays?

There are somethings I am not meant to know.

I prefer the term “Orificium urethrae externum ‘. It is much more descriptive, not to mention the fact that it doesn’t look like it would sound like “meat”, which is borderline lewd. Next week, could we have a cartoon about hiatus hernia? I think we’d all enjoy it. Who’d have thought those two words would go together? What am I saying? I’m here reading “Frog Applause” for Pete’s sake.

How long did Sealtest’s Devil Mint Ice Cream stay in the frozen section before the religious right started protesting? (I think they call it mint chocolate chip today.) Those imps look androgynous too, so unlike those found in other photos on the Blog.

With regard to today’s FA, I must say that with regard to the issue of content, the disjunctive perturbation of the spatial relationships brings within the realm of discourse the distinctive formal juxtapositions.

Wow! Thanks, Teresa! I can sound like an Art Prig now!

The sushi looks particularly delectable!!

Josh doesn’t know what he’s missing

Seems like a useless, but painfully obtained, datum to me.

Never judge a man until you’ve walked a mile in his hoagies. I like the new color scheme.

I’m married to a gynecologist and even then I got a little shiver.

If I really had to pick a meatus, I would choose an ethmoidal meatus over a meatus urinarius, but that’s just me (although I certainly can appreciate a meatus urinarius at times - don’t get me wrong).

Frog Blog:

“Victorian Noir” Fabulous Shoulders!!

My favorite gap-tooth lady is Vanessa Paradis. See what you think…

http://tinyurl.com/2ewgfg5

Wow, Teresa, I found Simplicissimus this morning too.

As for Baxter, forget the meat probe, they are too delicate and aren’t meant to stay in for very long.

Poor Josh1360. He’s unhappy again. Boohoo. Here’s what he wrote on another strip:

”Please, I just deleted Frog Applause. Don’t let me have to put this strip down also because of that blue joke!”

http://www.gocomics.com/mythtickle/2010/06/11/

I can’t believe I’ve never seen a GC username of Meatometer…