FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 03, 2015

Real Life doesn’t have Cheat codes…Sometimes we all wish it did, though…

My daughter, who has poor balance and is terrible in sports, volunteered to be in a grade-wide dodgeball team for a school event. She’s in 7th grade, and she said that she did it to encourage 6th graders to do it. (For the record, her team came in 2nd…only beat by the teachers!) Personally, I thought she was nuts, but I’m proud of her.

life’s cheat codes usually get you into lotz o trouble

I used “god mode” a lot since I usually game to vent the day’s frustrations. ;-)

It’s been years since the last time I played dodge ball, and the last time I played, I turned and got beamed in the face with a ball that knocked my glasses off and left small cuts next to my right eye.

I don’t know who threw it, but it REALLY hurt!

No Cheat Codes? Use a Trainer! :-)

Keep trying, Jason. Keep trying.

Try: Up, up, down, down, lefte, right, left, right, b, a. It won’t make you invulnerable but you might get 30 lives…

Pretend to get hit in the first salvo, then you’re out, and safe.

Use an invulnerability cheat on Counterstrike, and you will probably get VAC banned. If VAC doesn’t get you, Overwatch will. I know because I’m ON Overwatch.

i’m sure you’ll figure out something, Jason. Try something like giving their systems a virus. (steal and hide every dodgeball in the school.)