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They paralyzed me. Abducted me. Examined me... Then they returned me along with a prescription for athlete's foot ointment and some free samples of and overactive bladder medication.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Little green doctors without planetary borders? Really, Monty? Do you expect us to believe that story?Maybe you were just sleep-walking….
NJDeLise over 9 years ago
I guess he didn’t need a laxative.
x_Tech over 9 years ago
Universal health care with home visits? Where do I sign up?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
I think I’d have an overactive bladder too, if I woke to find aliens carrying me off.
Looks like a good health plan though…the service is out of this world!
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
That’s just his physical. Wait until he’s taken by angels for his spiritual.
e.groves over 9 years ago
No more pizza before bed.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’ve had dreams where I float out of house but no abduction, just evil spirits! Jack Daniels to be specific, LOL!
tattooedcyberidiot over 9 years ago
You forgot to mention the sample size Rectinol that they gave you
braindead Premium Member over 9 years ago
At last. The Republican alternative to Obamacare.
Proginoskes over 9 years ago
Now the tricky part: get your HMO to pay for it.
shamino over 9 years ago
… he says as if nobody in any other country shares that belief…