Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 18, 2015

nope probably not

….go for it boys while it’s still hot…

You need to attach them to a yoyo – if you don’t catch them when they’re down – they go back up.

I think that you will only get cold pizza from a drone delivery !

In the words of Captain Kirk: Scotty, Beam me up a pepperoni. Outfit the drone with a tractor beam, and you’re all set.

Order a Gyro instead.

Maybe not, but orbital would work… http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3050

5 second rule?

I don’t know. Some people are so lazy and love pizza so much, i"m sure they wouldn’t mind.