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JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 10, 2015
September 09, 2015
September 11, 2015
Transcript:
Gonna open a fortune cookie? No.why? Fortune cookies can be surprisingly accurate! Ha! Only if you buy into broad generalizations! "Tomorrow your Captain will yell at you and then throw you out of her office"
krys723 over 9 years ago
Sounds about right
Lamberger over 9 years ago
My wife got once that said, âContemplate Charlton Heston.â Weâre still trying to suss that one outâŠ.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 9 years ago
My favourite: âYou will say âI could write better fortunes than this!ââ
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
This canât be good!
Phatts over 9 years ago
âYou will be hungry again about an hour from now.â
gcarlson over 9 years ago
Once when the restaurant was having a drawing for a trip to the Orient, my wifeâs said âPack your bags for a long tripâ, and mine said âYou are headed in the right directionâ â and I was facing the Pacific. But we didnât win.
kab2rb over 9 years ago
Fortune cookies used to be funny not anymore. When I leave I am not hungry rest of day not much of a metabolism.
spaced man spliff over 9 years ago
Mine said âWongâs cookie co.â