Close to Home by John McPherson for September 27, 2015

The more from his lower back

where can I get one of these?

Need to remove the toilet handle. 500 rotations to flush.

the Roto-rooter 5000! Buy now and we’ll include a lifetime supply wheat straw fiber….

The adult Sit ‘N Spin. (Man, nothing’s as fun when you’re grown-up.)

The toilet paper roll is incorrect, should roll out behind the roll….Shame on the artist!!!! Boo from Wembly

According to the original patent application, the paper is correct. What’s wrong is two water pipes going into the tank.

Speaking on the “which direction is correct” issue, I’ve noticed that it is primarily ladies who have it hanging down the back side of the roll….which makes sense since they are always sitting down, and the back side of the roll is easier for them to reach. A man, however, might be standing, therefore hanging down the back side of the roll is inconveniently placed for easy access.

I don’t care which way it hangs, just that it is there.

Borrowing from the theme of the strip and the matter at hand, I would like to weigh in on this tissue issue .

Baby wipes.

This must be the day for potties. I personally don’t care which way the paper goes as long as the person who finished the roll replaces it with a full one. Oh and leaving 2-3squares isn’t good either,it’s still an empty roll.

The lunar eclipse is tonight.

Agreed @William Etzweiler The TP roll is incorrect!

What ever else could I be talking about?