Garfield by Jim Davis for October 20, 2015

you’ve been checked out all the time, Garfield, since 1978

Where’s his trench coat?

Woo!

The ladies will be knocking down your doors.

OK. You’re checked out. Now take your bags and go.

We’re thrilled.

Hope Jon’s not next

Whee.

Put some pants on, Garf!

Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble, then you’re perfect in every way, I can’t wait to look in the mirror, I get better looking each day…

George Burns used to have a standard joke for his female co-stars: "(Fill in the name): Nice girl. Has the dressing room next door to mine. One day, I noticed a hole in the wall between our rooms; naturally, I covered it up. (Audience laughs) But after a while, I took it down again. I thought, ‘What the heck, let the girl have a little thrill.’ " (Bigger laughs)

Garfield should have a neon sign on him saying “Look at me! Look at me!”

xxx

I am so overjoyed I think I’m going to projectile vomit!

check…checking…checked!!! and….awed!

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Haha! (＾▽＾)