old joke about accountants …businessman is interviewing accountants, and after grilling the first one for an hour, he decided he was probably pretty good, but had one last question for him.so he asks, “What’s 2 plus 2?”the accountant is taken aback at this weird question, but quickly answers, “4”.SO the businessman thanked him, dismissed him, and told him he’d let him know. Then he interviewed the next one.Same thing, after an hour of intense question and answer, he asks, “What’s 2 plus 2?”This one laughs, whips out his trusty calculator, punches in the numbers, and proudly announces, “4”.Again, the businessman thanks him and dismisses him and tells him he’ll let him know.Finally, he interviews the third one. Same routine, same hour-long interview, same question at the end.This one looks to the left — looks to the right — gets up, closes the door — closes the blinds on all the windows — goes up to the businessman and whispers in his ear —“What do you want it to be?”guess who got the job … ?
electricshadow Premium Member about 9 years ago
The same joke could work for law school.
jdlivaudais about 9 years ago
I got caught doing that in Government Class.
Linguist about 9 years ago
There are only two types of accountants – the crooked, rich ones and the honest poor ones.
paul GROSS Premium Member about 9 years ago
Surely you meant political science.
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
Lois, I never lie…
Phatts about 9 years ago
old joke about accountants …businessman is interviewing accountants, and after grilling the first one for an hour, he decided he was probably pretty good, but had one last question for him.so he asks, “What’s 2 plus 2?”the accountant is taken aback at this weird question, but quickly answers, “4”.SO the businessman thanked him, dismissed him, and told him he’d let him know. Then he interviewed the next one.Same thing, after an hour of intense question and answer, he asks, “What’s 2 plus 2?”This one laughs, whips out his trusty calculator, punches in the numbers, and proudly announces, “4”.Again, the businessman thanks him and dismisses him and tells him he’ll let him know.Finally, he interviews the third one. Same routine, same hour-long interview, same question at the end.This one looks to the left — looks to the right — gets up, closes the door — closes the blinds on all the windows — goes up to the businessman and whispers in his ear —“What do you want it to be?”guess who got the job … ?
K M about 9 years ago
Stephen Wright once said he cheated on a metaphysics exam. He got caught looking into the soul of the person next to him.