Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 26, 2015

That’s what you get when you tickle rats. What did you expect?

Rat me off sucker and we’ll see who’s laughing…

I believe she’s sporting a hair rat … but just how does one tickle it???

Yeah, but they bite when tickled. Now where can I find a standard bat detector?

ultrasonic rat laughterbeyound hearing?

Teresa might be a fan of RadioLab. Do a search for “rat” “tickle” “radiolab.” Fun sciencey awesomeness will ensue.

Hence the goggles. Rat laughter, if properly channeled, is capable of frying your eyeballs. This was actually the source of the discovery that high temperatures could be used to implement corrective surgery though reshaping of the protein lens of the human eye. Ack-choo-al TrueFakt™If you tickle rats without the proper eye-wear, you may never look at the world the same way again.

And watch your hands.If it goes beyond tickling, in the traditional sense of the word, the authorities will be notified. We will not be tolerating any of that sort of behavior, thank you very much.

Why tickle a rat when you can tickle a BUNNY!.

They must have tickled his fancy.