For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for October 27, 2015

Henry VIII was always pretty leery.

Don’t you DARE, Henry!

So, looks like John stayed home instead of attending in a fairy costume?

Argythree,Catherine was divorced, Anne was beheaded, i think the next woukd have been Jane who died in childbirth, then i think the next was the very short marriage w divorce, which was followed by another beheading, then the wife who outlived him. So, two beheaded, two divorced, one dead of childbirth, and the survivor. Yes, i think i got that right because the formula is divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived.

Back to the party, it appears a makeup artist or two have also been kept busy.

“King Leer”—-a Max Bialystock production.

MACDUFF

What three things does drink make a man do?

PORTER

Drinking turns your nose red, it puts you to sleep, and it makes you urinate. Lust it turns on but also turns off. What I mean is, drinking stimulates desire but hinders performance. Therefore, too much drink is like a con artist when it comes to your sex drive. It sets you up for a fall. It gets you up but it keeps you from getting off. It persuades you and discourages you. It gives you an erection but doesn’t let you keep it, if you see what I’m saying. It makes you dream about erotic experiences, but then it leaves you asleep and needing to pee.

MACDUFF

I believe drink did all of this to you last night.

-—— MACBETH Act 2 Scene 2

“….. he hasn’t been getting a sufficient amount of bedroom action to quell his desires, which of course is his wife’s fault.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You mean he’s still alive?

Just in the movie of the musical of the movie, not the movie…

AMEN, AMEN, and AMEN ! ! ! Speaking from experience ! ! ! ! !

Excuse me for changing the subject, but does Ellie really have only one leg that’s huge?

“Drinking turns your nose red, it puts you to sleep, and it makes you urinate. Lust it turns on but also turns off. What I mean is, drinking stimulates desire but hinders performance.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Whoa! And all this time I thought I was just turning them off!

Oh, so now we have the troll with severe mommy issues defending adulterers because (as always) he assumes that everyone else does, too.

I’ll just bet that John is at the party in his fairy costume that his wife gave him, hen-pecked husband that he is. it would have been way better if he went as a dentist with Elly as the tooth fairy.

There’s always a Henry. He needs his nose smacked with a rolled-up newspaper.

I can’t wait to see how John, the other tooth fairy is doing at this gathering.Amazing isn’t it? With all the planning she did as soon as Michael gave her the idea, you’d think she would’ve made a better effort to secure… well, other costumes.…But, I’m guessing she had to make sure that those who wanted to tear down the place got the costumes they wanted, to ensure that Michael’s plan would work.

A Halloween Party?And Someone Else provide Professional Costumes?.Of course they are Packed.Next Magical Trick is going to be getting people to Return those costumes. .