Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 14, 2015

Try to flex the minuscule muscles in the middle of your ears.

Yes, but what about incoming text messages.

I was sitting in the barber chair when my phone rang. He asked if I needed to get it. I told him, “I’m under no illusion that I am that important.”

I highly doubt that she exercises that muscle. Unless she has debt collectors calling.