Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for September 14, 2015

An ex-girlfriend told me that we when broke up.Turned out that the “perfect one out there for you” was a zombie unliving in Haiti. I’m not sure what my former girlfriend was trying to tell me.

Beyond creepy right to disgusting. (Nighty: “fare”.)

While most bears avoid people, young solitary male bears with little experience with people sometimes consider people prey. Of 59 fatal bear attacks in North America over the past 115 years, 88 percent were by lone predatory young male bears.http://www.adn.com/article/lone-predatory-black-bears-responsible-most-human-attacks