Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 15, 2015
September 14, 2015
September 16, 2015
Transcript:
TNT: Rip, the rogue Amish have put you up against their best gladiator-- Sven the Silencer! Rip Haywire: Nice horns, Sven. ARe they hagar hand-me-downs? Sven the Silencer: I will beat you slow, like the molasses that goes into my shoo-fly pies. Rip Haywire: Pal, you better hope you can crimp crust with both hands broken!
Rob Rex over 9 years ago
Why is Sven using a fork as a weapon? Everyone knows spoons are better.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
I can’t imagine what that cow head must smell like.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 9 years ago
These are Amish?
francisrossi over 9 years ago
Why is Rip protecting his thumbs?
CeeJay over 9 years ago
Hmmmmm, Shoo-fly pie! Wet bottom or dry?
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
How did Sven’s shoulder pad move from the right to the left? Not that it will provide any real protection against Rip either way…
ViscountNik over 9 years ago
Grew up just south of Lancaster County… never meet a Amish man named Sven once. Moved to MN and they’re all over the place.
jetspacer over 9 years ago
…nice reference to Hagar the Horrible!…