Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 17, 2015

Picky, picky, picky.

Rats don’t have gizzards.

Wow…this ones goes well right after B.C.

I eat only GMOs

Actually, they would contain MMOs (magically modified organisms)

Who cares?

Isn’t the law that manufactures must state whether they use GMOs?

@patticake No. That has some people in a dither.The official reason (the one that ignores any money under the table) is that since every organism on the planet is genetically modified from what it used to be [by nature, or by farmers gradually changing it by selection, or by scientists making the changes to an existing ‘seed’], then every manufacturer could label every food product as GMO; so you still wouldn’t know any more than if they don’t have to label. So, @jbmlaw, yes, you are correct.@Bruno – yes! (but maybe the second line should be ‘Are you, or somebody you are cooking for, gluten intolerant?’)

A myth from the food nazis and the media, life expectancy is still on the increase and is not even slowing down.

Platypus phlem?..Kinda makes sense ..People all over the world eat/slurp Birds Nest soup…Go ahead and google that…I dare ya

Wiz works for Monsanto

I like Bill Nye’s advice to them. Label ’em all “Proudly GMO” and let the market decide how scary they really are.

After all, we are all GMOs.