Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 24, 2015

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    At least it’s not Jim…

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    No lug nuts, just wing nuts. They just stand around and heckle you while you try to work, but you can never get a rise out of them.

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    Toonerific  over 9 years ago
    You don’t know Jack, do you?
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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    But I never saw an elephant fly. .Everybody’s a tool after the crow bar.

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    Mister Will  over 9 years ago

    Have you seen the doughnut?

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    matzam Premium Member over 9 years ago

    perhaps it’s a rave-in

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Lighten up, Phil. It’s a comic strip web site.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    That gag only needed two crows. One must be a spare.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    I’m going to go polish my rims…

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 9 years ago

    Jack Crow? This came out long before “Vampires.”

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    dflak  over 9 years ago

    ‘ello there blokes. It’s about bloody time I gave you the boot.

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    Perkycat  over 9 years ago

    This comic is really funny. The comments are hilarious! He should just close the trunk on this one.

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    What? Me worried ?  over 9 years ago

    Well I recognize Heckle and Jeckle but is that other one Russel ? I bet that bar only serves Old Crow and Jack !

    Three crows walk in to a bar ; bartender says “You guys have a reservation ?”

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    TB73  over 9 years ago

    Who are the other 2 Heckle and Jeckle?

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    Hubcaps? Who the heck has hubcaps (or even wheel covers) anymore…

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Sometimes it’s difficult to gauge your own problems when you feel you’re under pressure. It’s nice of you to try to pump me up. “That might be murder.” You’ve got that right! I’m sure everyone’s shouting at me, “Shut the flock up, already! You’ve done this bit to death!”

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    bmonk  over 9 years ago

    I guess the crows can’t a-Ford anything better.

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