Transcript:
Goat: Do you think its true that when it comes to relationships, absence makes the heart grow fonder?
Rat: No. Togetherness makes the heart more annoyed.
Goat: Never write greeting cards.
Rat: The key to togetherness is not being together.
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Greeting card writer, no.
Relationship counselor, YES!
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
Rat would be great at relationships if they didn’t involve other people.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
So to Rat, you should always be a loner?
Mikel V almost 9 years ago
“Togetherness makes the heart more annoyed”, especially on a small mattress
scpandich almost 9 years ago
I prefer “Familiarity breeds contempt.” Same sentiment, less awkward sounding.
Arianne almost 9 years ago
I heard it thith way –
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Didn’t Rat just agree with Goat, even though in a negative-sounding way?
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
So is Goat suffering from Alzheimer’s?. Rat’s already had that job at least once. Think maybe three or four times in fact. And each time he’s had it Goat has made comments about he shouldn’t be allowed to write greeting cards.
Kind&Kinder almost 9 years ago
“Their love was so great only marriage could put an end to it.”
Egrayjames almost 9 years ago
Absence makes the heart grow fonder……of someone else!
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
It’s called “Rat-A-Tude”
mammamoonbeam almost 9 years ago
IDK Rat may be on to something there, although he doesn’t say it very well.
dadoctah almost 9 years ago
Fondant makes the heart grow abcessed.
Gokie5 almost 9 years ago
As Pig would say, “Familiarity breeds content.”
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
quentin crisp said that couples should never live together. he was all for love and romance.he just felt living together killed both of the above
LuvThemPluggers almost 9 years ago
I would totally buy Rat’s greeting card line!
Scott S almost 9 years ago
We enjoy being together, even if we aren’t together – Yogi Berra
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Rat’s all heart!
xxx
ThumperMcDuff almost 9 years ago
Marriage is finding that special someone you want to annoy the rest of your life. I jes’ love those Lockhorns.