Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 02, 2015

Greeting card writer, no.

Relationship counselor, YES!

Rat would be great at relationships if they didn’t involve other people.

So to Rat, you should always be a loner?

“Togetherness makes the heart more annoyed”, especially on a small mattress

I prefer “Familiarity breeds contempt.” Same sentiment, less awkward sounding.

I heard it thith way –

Didn’t Rat just agree with Goat, even though in a negative-sounding way?

So is Goat suffering from Alzheimer’s?. Rat’s already had that job at least once. Think maybe three or four times in fact. And each time he’s had it Goat has made comments about he shouldn’t be allowed to write greeting cards.

“Their love was so great only marriage could put an end to it.”

Absence makes the heart grow fonder……of someone else!

It’s called “Rat-A-Tude”

IDK Rat may be on to something there, although he doesn’t say it very well.

Fondant makes the heart grow abcessed.

As Pig would say, “Familiarity breeds content.”

quentin crisp said that couples should never live together. he was all for love and romance.he just felt living together killed both of the above

I would totally buy Rat’s greeting card line!

We enjoy being together, even if we aren’t together – Yogi Berra

Rat’s all heart!

xxx

Marriage is finding that special someone you want to annoy the rest of your life. I jes’ love those Lockhorns.