Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 15, 2015

Ouch.

If you’ve gained weight it must have been in all the right places because you’ve never looked lovelier.

I’m kinda pinkish-olive-y-beige… a little browner in summer, more of a light burnt sienna sort of color on my arms and legs…

Why? Are you painting my picture?

Speaking of “why” .. why is Peg so upset that Peter didn’t notice her weight gain?

She looks about the same…. it’s not like she gained like, 100 pounds, and he doesn’t notice her at all.He still acts interested in her, so I’d think she’d be glad a few extra pounds didn’t matter to him.

BTW…. always kinda funny when the colorist doesn’t notice the dialogue…I never blame them though…. most of them hardly get paid for enough time to do the coloring, much less read the strip.

men really ask these questions? In 25 years, my wife has never asked these questions. She’ll ask if an outfit matches, but I always give the same answer: “Why are you asking me? I think stripes and polka dots match.”

My favourite colour is blue.

there is really no way to answer that one

I’m a night. Greys and black

“well, sweetheart, if you did gain weight, you are carrying it well.btw, I will always love you for who you are.”….now, was that so hard?

Red on women’s fingernails and black leather everywhere else!

Whoops! Sorry, got a little carried away there…

Kid got skillz,. Even when Mama’s in “Bitch mode”.

Peter should take lessons from his son, who unlike him, will make a great husband! He knows just what to say! :-D

I’m not sure what my color is but I know I look ill in yellow, green, brown and most light colors. So I guess my color is dark???

Aubergine, maybe? Auburn is not either of those colours…