Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 17, 2010

He doesn’t want much, does he? Kick him in the knee, Broomie.

Would you like to become an instant frog?

Like THAT will ever happen. Ever.

Then, I guess the answer is really no, then?

If she can turn men into frogs, why doesn’t she turn herself into the bombshell that he’s looking for?

He’s in no position to be casting aspersions; it would not be at all difficult to string together a very unflattering descriptive rant about him…. Or, Broomie could just zap him.

Little Lord Fontelroy thirty years later.

The way she takes care of herself, turning herself into a bombshell wouldn’t last very long.

One fried critic coming up… :))

I well and truly LOL’d because this guy reminds me so much of myself: a hopelessly romantic (but not all that attractive) ENFP whose reach perpetually exceeds his grasp. Touche! :))

If you’re over 1,500 years old, you can hardly call yourself a girl, can you.

Love the look in Broomie’s. I would be putting on my original P F Flyer’s with the patented action wedge.

That is not too much to ask, considering.

DUCK & COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do I feel a zap coming on?

“I been waiting For a girl like you To come into my life.”

There may be some Foreigner who has a different scale of beauty, Broomie.

Geez, he’s picky. “Pretty” and “Sweet” is good enough for me.

(At least for initial attraction; to make it last, I’d also want “Smart.” “Funny” is important too, but Broomie’s already got that.)

At least he did not ask about her bank account!

This is the description God gave to Adam as to the companion he requested. Wow, says Adam, How much will that cost me. God said, An arm and a leg. So Adam asked, What can I get for a rib?

And we all know how that turned out.

My wife says, And men have been cheapskates ever since. (The last word)

If only women were cheapdates to match us cheapskates, Bar.

Oh no he did not!!!!

As you can see from his attire, he comes from a weird and scary place… the 1980s.

Better the 80’s than the 00’s, Sherlock

I don’t think he was ever in style.

“A ‘Fashion’ is something so intolerable that it needs to be changed every six months.”