Monty by Jim Meddick for September 29, 2015

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    Randy B Premium Member about 9 years ago

    “It time snu-snu!”

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    Sisyphos  about 9 years ago

    Monty, the love-object?! I am really disappointed in Gill Woman’s taste!

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    Armitage72  about 9 years ago

    I guess Monty didn’t realize that the Black Lagoon is right next to Innsmouth.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 9 years ago

    “Gilly….”

    “…What?”Monty’s married, but his wife’s been dead for a few hundred thousand years.

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    nitromicro  about 9 years ago

    Yes, I recall his Neanderthal wife.

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    Holden Awn  about 9 years ago

    Even worse news for you, Monty – the creature is NOT female…

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    ladamson1918  about 9 years ago

    Flattering? No mirrors on board ship, then.

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    Rob Smith Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Give in to the power….

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    Earle H Landry  about 9 years ago

    No worry – she just wants him to squirt a little on her egg mass.

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    swedishdaddy  about 9 years ago

    Super-flattenin

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    dogday Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Really crude.

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