Maybe I can help: You crashed an NPR fundraiser disguised as Michaele Salahi, drank half a bottle of three dollar champagne, sneaked some celery stuffed with cream cheese into your pocket, grabbed the twelve dollars in donations, and bumped into Al Gore on your way out.
Does any of that ring a bell?
Fishnet Friday…
I didn’t think I had a foot fetish.
Now I’m not so sure.
Maybe T could post a couple more, so I could be diagnosed properly.
How do you cure one of those?
Or maybe the question is: How do you get one of those?
Maybe it’s like coffee…you don’t know you’re addicted until you take your first sip of Starbucks “Guatemala Antigua.” (Or Doc Toon’s Atomic blend.)
one of our stations now has online auctions on top of fundraising on the air
the other one just keeps going on the most expensive shows until someone coughs up enough
i think the weirdest prize i paid for were dorian tuned wind chimes that were longer than my thigh
could never get them hung up as they were so heavy, much to my neighbor’s delight
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
I have a feeling this is a true statement on Teresa’s part.
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Isn’t that the way it always is, sweetie? –Nice, big, pink floral sofa you’re sitting on, all alone….
EDIT: hey, Teresa! That’s Mario, not Maria, Philippona! Give a guy a break!
grapfhics over 14 years ago
That’s it. uclick can have its jordaner.com spammer. Good luck all.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Not half as annoying as spammers
Ray_C over 14 years ago
Maybe I can help: You crashed an NPR fundraiser disguised as Michaele Salahi, drank half a bottle of three dollar champagne, sneaked some celery stuffed with cream cheese into your pocket, grabbed the twelve dollars in donations, and bumped into Al Gore on your way out. Does any of that ring a bell?
LocoOwl over 14 years ago
Maybe Teresa can do one of those “I Dreamed I was an NPR telephone donation taker in my Maidenform Bra” panels to make up for it!
Great Fishnet Friday on today’s blog!
The fruit bowl was interesting , too/
Ray_C over 14 years ago
Fishnet Friday… I didn’t think I had a foot fetish. Now I’m not so sure. Maybe T could post a couple more, so I could be diagnosed properly. How do you cure one of those? Or maybe the question is: How do you get one of those? Maybe it’s like coffee…you don’t know you’re addicted until you take your first sip of Starbucks “Guatemala Antigua.” (Or Doc Toon’s Atomic blend.)
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
Can you hijack a spammer for us, too?
WaitingMan over 14 years ago
Talking about the spammers only encourages them. Shut up and they’ll go away.
ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago
I know what it’s like. You wake up alone, with a headache, a book, two CDs, and a water bottle. Happens all the time.
madbristowart over 14 years ago
Nice Fishnet Friday, as always… but I have to ask… what comic would Hitler read?
Keith Messamer over 14 years ago
Teresa must have hijacked my local NPR’s fundraiser. They played obscure composers’ music during it.
trekkermint over 14 years ago
one of our stations now has online auctions on top of fundraising on the air the other one just keeps going on the most expensive shows until someone coughs up enough
i think the weirdest prize i paid for were dorian tuned wind chimes that were longer than my thigh could never get them hung up as they were so heavy, much to my neighbor’s delight