Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for September 21, 2015
September 18, 2015
September 22, 2015
Transcript:
Alien 1: The congregation is withering, Alice. What can we do? Alice: We could stop throwing new worshipers in the fire pit. Alien 1: But the cleansing of the fire pit is amongst the holiest of our rites! Alice: And yet not the most effective recruiting tool. Alien 1: I don't make the rules, Alice. The great giant ghost puppy who lives in billions of tiny ghost pieces inside our spleens makes the rules. Are you sure? Has anyone double checked with him recently?
emptc12 about 9 years ago
Tweak the rules and let the novices wear asbestos robes. The most successful and long-lasting religions are pragmatic in the interpretation of their scriptures.
jon creator about 9 years ago
Today’s alt text: “You are blessed, for The Ghost Puppy lives within us all.”
Funny_Ha_Ha about 9 years ago
tom looks great in the headband
Ushindi about 9 years ago
That’s a weird coincidence – our God(s) allegedly makes(make) up his(their) own rules also!
overtherainbow over 8 years ago
Elron Hub! Snort!