Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 29, 2015

Powder off with glitter. You can be your own art project.

At least you don’t have any streaks.

Then it Dawned on her.

Yeah. Those shampoos promise a full body. Us overweight types use dish detergent because it promises to remove the grease. Seems like a straightforward choice to me.

I see.

When I was a kid, my Dad thought he’d do my Mom a favor by starting the dishwasher before retired for the night. His intentions were good; he just didn’t know that liquid dish washing soap was not the same as (non-foaming) liquid dishwasher detergent. My mother woke up to six inches of suds on the floor . . .

Ok, stupid question alert:Can you use a drop or two of dishwashing soap in a dishwasher? Or will you still get the same results? Googled it, turns out you can! .

Just 2 drops of regular dish soap in the dispenser combined with some baking soda

Much more and you get the bubble machine.

Kinda creepy that the school janitor goes around smelling the little girls.

If you want to sparkle, you have to become a Twilight vampire.