Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 29, 2015

They could be building on something here.

Love it!

Bob—-a refreshing change of pace.

Parents who name their child something unusual or “unique” lay the foundation for a life of working behind the Burger King counter. People with unusual names are not normally found outside the entertainment industry.

Easy to remember and spelled the same backward and forward, in case he is dyslexic.

A turd by any name would still stink.

Bob, the name with universal appeal.

I’m partial to Dweezil.

Does that make him an “anchor” baby?

When my son was in Kindergarten he begged to be renamed Bob due to the simplicity of the spelling.

Hey, they are Indian Computer Support Techs. My brainy granddaughter was told by one a week ago, “There is no Windows ten”.

Besides, Gleebora is so Girly!

Gaga Goo Goo Dolls

When our friend Tom Hopper had a baby, we tried to get him to name it Grass (so to be Grass Hopper). He declined the idea.

Are they related to Paul

Your son is destined to live next to Rat and Pig.

They could name him Einstein, but perhaps that name isn’t so exceptional there. Everything’s relative.