Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for September 29, 2015

The Catch 22 Division is on its toes! Hail, Civil Service!

I want to campaign in costume as a representative of the Fancy Dress Party.

The one that’s insane is the one asking the questions

Still cannot beat an earlier classic from the Meadow Party: “Someone willing to forfeit all their dignity to a bitter presidential campaign, AND risk personal and economic ruin, all so he can reach the White House and be immediately blamed for every problem in the known universe. Gentlemen – we need a complete fool.”

John Yossarian for Chief of Staff. We don’t have enough neurotics in DC.

Well this certainly explains Donald Trump.

As Groucho said (or something to this effect): I don’t want to be a member of club which would let me in.

There probably is a dead cat (Bill) in Opus’ big tent.

Milo Minderbinder for Prez! (And everyone will get a share……..)

Whoo… That’s some catch, that Catch-22.It’s the best there is.

But folks do not miss the big opportunity! OPUS for President!

Read back the last line!

I’m supporting Major Major for president. If he won’t run, my second choice is Bob Newhart. Then Larry. Then the Darryls.

Zaphod Beeblebrox said it better: “Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”