The easy way to get yourself slapped- when someone asks you if a dress makes them look fat, tell them that it doesn’t. Instead, tell them that they make the dress look fat
I got my wife to stop asking that question by truthfully answering. She tried to get mad at me a few times and I just said you asked, did you want me to lie?
Wren Fahel about 9 years ago
Does your screensaver make you look fat? No…but your FAT does!
toahero about 9 years ago
The easy way to get yourself slapped- when someone asks you if a dress makes them look fat, tell them that it doesn’t. Instead, tell them that they make the dress look fat
Wenthral about 9 years ago
I got my wife to stop asking that question by truthfully answering. She tried to get mad at me a few times and I just said you asked, did you want me to lie?
nosirrom about 9 years ago
Another trick question, guys:Your wife starts a new diet. She asks “Do I look thinner?”
dflak about 9 years ago
I can’t help it if I’m getting broad in the bandwidth.
rocketranger2 about 9 years ago
He should say, “I find thin clients to be less capable.”
Pedmar Premium Member about 9 years ago
Siri’s ancestor