Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 28, 2010
Transcript:
Duke: You know, folks, there's been a lot of reckless chatter about how BP's spill has left the local crustaceans inedible! But if there were anything nasty about gulf shrimp, would I do this? Mmm! Now that's just good eatin'! So relax, America, your shrimp supply is good to go! Zonker: And tonight's special is fresh Louisiana blackened shrimp! Man: Blackened? Woman: Let's go, honey!
peter0423 over 14 years ago
Pre-marinated….
heeyuk over 14 years ago
…and flambé if you like.
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
Zonker has found a new way to scare away the customers from that unhealthy joint he works at.
Possum Pete over 14 years ago
GT has been overlooking the indescriminate use of thumbtacks on chairs by elementary school students for the last 50 years. Where does he get off with this kind of ignorance? Maybe he should be the one getting a tetanus shot? Hmmm? Hmmm?
GT makes tens of dollars while innocent thumbtacks are being bent out of shape.
peter0423 over 14 years ago
horace_manoor said: “GT’s having fun distracting Americans from how Washington keeps spending their tax dollars to support apartheid & to murder Americans who protest against apartheid”
Please, show us that you’re not a blowhard fanatic and a coward – say openly what you mean, be specific, and cite sources other than the voices in your head. If our government is really murdering Americans who protest against apartheid, I’m sure we all want to know it…but we want objective facts, if you can produce any. If you can’t, well, you can still say whatever you like, but don’t expect anything but contempt.
RussellNash over 14 years ago
Apartheid ending in 1994.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apartheid
Durak Premium Member over 14 years ago
Apartheid may have ended in 1994 but racism sadly lives on. It would not take long to find objective headlines of racism around the world, committed by both governments and individuals. Hatred knows no bounds and is not limited by something as insignificant as skin color.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 14 years ago
Duke didn’t even break off the tail!
I wonder if the civilian in yesterday’s strip eats at McFriendly’s?
peter0423 over 14 years ago
All too true, Dypak. We can all make an educated guess that HM isn’t talking about apartheid in South Africa, and there’s no shortage of instances he might be talking about. It’s the cryptic bumper-sticker slogans that have long since gotten old.
If someone has something real and specific to say, they shouldn’t play cutesy word games – just grow up, grow a spine, and say it.
heeyuk over 14 years ago
…or make a real point by setting himself on fire. Flambé is just more fun!
poohbear8192 over 14 years ago
SCAATY and all
Everything from HM since last Monday has disappeared. I think any reference to his/her posts, except for today’s has vanished too.
Posts about HM that I remember seeing are gone.
I expect that your most recent HM challenge might be removed too.
I wish we would get a more detailed set of suggestions on what is and is not acceptable dialogue on this site.
poohbear8192 over 14 years ago
Name the legislation stebon.
gocomics can regulate this site any way they want.
I would like some indication on what they expect from us.
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
Zonkie! Quit talking about oil covered seafoods front of the customers at the resaurant. Or you will be fired.
cdhaley over 14 years ago
poohbear,
Don’t flag h-m, just tag h-m. That allows Gocomics to line up h-m’s comments and see that they’re all the same and that h-m never joins the discussion.
H-m is really spam mail, and I assume Gocomics treats it as such.
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
Duke must never have seen “Erin Brockovich”
“Here, have a glass of water.”
NoBrandName over 14 years ago
The champion of the Internet Kill-Switch is that most lefty-left of liberal democrats, Joe Lieberman, who says that China has it, so America needs it too. But, last I heard, Obama was seriously considering it. My source? Not “gospel” - just TheYoungTurks on YouTube, and I’m too lazy to link to their vid/sources or look it up anywhere else myself.
Justice22 over 14 years ago
Lieberman is not a lefty. He serves himself and another calling (my opinion).
SuperGriz over 14 years ago
Idealist.
jaws2049 over 14 years ago
hey what’s with all the apartheid stuff ? BP better keep digging hurricane or none…dig baby dig..and then stop it for once and for all…Just take care of NOLA they’ve had enough already..RW…relief wells fast!
CartoonDoug over 14 years ago
I don’t believe China had a kill switch, I thought Google left because they were not going to censor their search engine for China or anybody else. China lost it, not killed it. Or so I thought. GT always makes me chuckle at the absurd.
FrostbiteFalls about 2 years ago
I’m reminded of a PSA Pat Paulsen (previously a regular on the Smothers Brothers show) did in the early 70s, where he played a fisherman standing in a stream, expressing his skepticism over the seriousness of water pollution. Even as he speaks, dead fish are floating past him, and he picks up one and says that it’s perfectly safe and fit for human consumption, adding “It might smell a little funny, but I’m sure that’ll cook out of it.”