Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 06, 2015

Even if Marigold forbade a rock, Phoebe, still go with a rock.

My idea: 1. slip a mirror between Marigold and the pond, 2. slowly ease the mirror away from the pond, 3. snatch the mirror away when she’s over land and can only see Phoebe’s gap-toothed grin.

Stick a pin in her butt so she jumps in the water and makes it all muddy!

My Unicorn distraction plan Photoshop her face so it looks ugly and slip the print out on the lake under her.

I bet someone else frees Marigold from her mirrored entrapment.

Cover her eyes with a night mask.

I suggest a cannonball into Marigold’s reflection.

This is me at the office. Marigold, not Phoebe.

I had the answer yesterday.Its gonna have to be something physical.

Dakota: What are you two dweebs doing?Marigold: looks up Do not call my friend a dweeb.Phoebe: You saved Marigold, Dakota!Dakota: …

Put a photo of Dakota’s face in front of Marigold.

…“that’s a REALLY BIG SPIDER on your tail!”…

Great horn Phoebe.

Heck, just cover her eyes, and turn her head away. Problem solved

put a bag over her head . . .

I recommend bagpipes!

The “BLAT!” from the trumpet didn’t work. Maybe try a “BLäÄAARRT!” from a goblin.

I thought she was gonna sneeze right in her face. :P