Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 06, 2015

Aw… was that his entire lifetime urnings?

He was urn-est.

I keep my savings in an urn.I committed to put $10 a week into the urn.I’m behind.Owed to a Grecian Urn

Must have lost some of his ash.

Yep, that was half-ashed

Actually the other half of his ashes are in a container upstairs… because one good urn deserves another.

A urn that size… Gold…Price $10,000

I think that there are more important things to consider in a situation like this.

my urn’s going to be prettier than your urn

I have a KFC barrel saved for my ashes. What’s good enough for coming into the world, is good enough for the exit. Less of a mess, too.. Pore ol’ Mrs. Hurd, my midwife would agree, too !

There is always hope!

Maybe he should be in a smaller urn?

But, that means he’s a pessimist. The urn is half empty too.

He’s “urned” eternal life. Good one Dave.