FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 08, 2015
Transcript:
Paige: Morton, I hate asking you for help, but my math homework is du next period and I can't get problem 14. Morton: "A school is having a homecoming dance in five days... Neither Paige nor Morton have dates yet... If the two of them went together, would their happiness curves soar to infinity linearly or exponentially?" Paige: That's not what is says. Morton: Oops. Sorry. My glasses are a little smudged. Paige: Have I mentioned why I hate asking you for help? Morton: "A school is having a winter formal in two months"...
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
Next bet is Paige’s geeky annoying younger brother Jason.
kendawg2k5 about 9 years ago
What if Jason graduates before Paige and Peter?
CalvinD1102 Premium Member about 9 years ago
Paige would be better off if she asks Jason, he might just want money, not say something that would drive Paige insane to the max.
chris_o42 about 9 years ago
The thing is Paige, in 20 years all the jocks will call Morton “Boss”.
SKJAM! Premium Member about 9 years ago
Passive-aggressiveness turns out not to turn girls on. Who knew?
GrimmaTheNome almost 9 years ago
Just ask one of your female friends if you need help in future (yes, girls can be very good at maths, isnt it time to lose the geek boy stereotype?)
person1 over 3 years ago
morton i understand u like paige but if she says no at least 5 times then u have no chance
TheChΩsenΩne almost 3 years ago
Morton is asking for an early death.