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Funny, same thing happened to me and a friend in my high school creative writing class with short stories. We had the same result. I got Aâs in all my other courses. Luckily I only had this teacher for one semester. P.S. My friend is now a successful writer and Iâm a musician. lol
I never heard that expressionâŠ.I always heard, âPull yourself up by your bootstrapsâ. I was the type of kid who would have done exactly what Elizabeth is doing. One time, my parents had friends over for a BBQ. They had a daughter my age. She and I were in my room playing cards and she was cursing a blue streak. Later I started to say something about it by accident in front of the grownups. She smacked me before I could get the words out and said, âShut up! You almost spilled the beans on me!â and me, naive and excessively literal looked around the BBQ area and said, âNo I didnât- the beans are way over there on the table.â Taking it literally. I feel for you, Elizabeth!
I had that situation in high school History â we guys always got âCâ on our HW assignments, while the cute girls got âAâ. I suspect the teacher (a man) was too lazy to even read the papers, and favored the cute girls for other reasons than the quality of their work.
So my buddy befriended one of the girls, and did the homework with her, word for word the same except for the name at the top and the handwriting. He got âCâ and she got âAâ. They went to the teacher with it, and he changed the boyâs grade to âFâ for cheating.
Then on the multiple-choice final (since the teacher was too lazy to pretend to grade a real test), I got a 96, my buddy got a 93, and the girl got a 78. But she still got an âAâ for the course based on her straight-A homework.
When one of my boys was in high school, they suspected the teacher did not actually read the 12 to 15 page themes he assigned. So, we put one together with the first and last pages genuine, but the pages in the middle were a combination of copies from German, Spanish and Turkish books and magazines. It passed.
A survey was done one time, when one university noted that hardly any of their successful alumni had been valedictorians of their classes. So, they went back through their records and noted most of the top alumni had been in the A- to B+ range! Then it became clear what was happening: The A and A+ students had good memories, and thus able to pass tests easily. However, when out in the real world, they were at a loss when new problems came up to be solved.
-Abstaining from rewarding sub-standard performance is not bullying
Elizabeth has been singled out for negative feedback from this teacher since the beginning of her school year. The teacher reprimanded Elizabeth in front of all the other students for chewing her pencil and âspreading germsâ, although it is likelyi that other kids also did that. It is the kind of thing that young kids do.
The teacher also went out of her way to call attention to how âunpreparedâ Elizabeth was because she didnât have pencils with her on her first day (she forgot and left her pencil box at home.) Again, something that was probably also the case for other kids, but we only saw the teacher reprimand Elizabeth.
Now Elizabeth sees everyone else in the class with a sticker. All of these together suggest that it is less likely that she is the only one with so-called âsub-standardâ behavior than it is that the teacher has singled her out for mistreatment.
Iâm guessing âYouâll have to pull up your socksâ is some sort of obscure figure of speech from a bygone era? Iâm not sure how having high socks would help someone work harder, though.
What a lousy teacher she is. A good teacher would actually tell her what she needed to do to improve, not use some obscure idiom that a small child wouldnât understand.
Baarorso over 9 years ago
Somehow I feel that, no matter how hard Elizabeth tries, sheâll never get that sticker.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Figures of speech need to be taught to that girl.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
And Elizabeth eventually became a teacher. Hard to believe!
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 9 years ago
Funny, same thing happened to me and a friend in my high school creative writing class with short stories. We had the same result. I got Aâs in all my other courses. Luckily I only had this teacher for one semester. P.S. My friend is now a successful writer and Iâm a musician. lol
Loves life over 9 years ago
Well give her a sticker teach⊠She did pull up her socks didnât she??I donât like spoiler alerts eitherâŠ.
freewaydog over 9 years ago
Just think, she will someday be a teacher herself!
dlkrueger33 over 9 years ago
I never heard that expressionâŠ.I always heard, âPull yourself up by your bootstrapsâ. I was the type of kid who would have done exactly what Elizabeth is doing. One time, my parents had friends over for a BBQ. They had a daughter my age. She and I were in my room playing cards and she was cursing a blue streak. Later I started to say something about it by accident in front of the grownups. She smacked me before I could get the words out and said, âShut up! You almost spilled the beans on me!â and me, naive and excessively literal looked around the BBQ area and said, âNo I didnât- the beans are way over there on the table.â Taking it literally. I feel for you, Elizabeth!
jbordzol over 9 years ago
This tickled my funny bone when it originally ran and it still does!
pshapley Premium Member over 9 years ago
I had that situation in high school History â we guys always got âCâ on our HW assignments, while the cute girls got âAâ. I suspect the teacher (a man) was too lazy to even read the papers, and favored the cute girls for other reasons than the quality of their work.
So my buddy befriended one of the girls, and did the homework with her, word for word the same except for the name at the top and the handwriting. He got âCâ and she got âAâ. They went to the teacher with it, and he changed the boyâs grade to âFâ for cheating.
Then on the multiple-choice final (since the teacher was too lazy to pretend to grade a real test), I got a 96, my buddy got a 93, and the girl got a 78. But she still got an âAâ for the course based on her straight-A homework.
26 over 9 years ago
Metaphors are wasted on the young and the newcomer.
Petemejia77 over 9 years ago
Teacher in last panel should be flipping backwards with feet in the air to a loud âPLOP!â
tuslog64 over 9 years ago
When one of my boys was in high school, they suspected the teacher did not actually read the 12 to 15 page themes he assigned. So, we put one together with the first and last pages genuine, but the pages in the middle were a combination of copies from German, Spanish and Turkish books and magazines. It passed.
tuslog64 over 9 years ago
A survey was done one time, when one university noted that hardly any of their successful alumni had been valedictorians of their classes. So, they went back through their records and noted most of the top alumni had been in the A- to B+ range! Then it became clear what was happening: The A and A+ students had good memories, and thus able to pass tests easily. However, when out in the real world, they were at a loss when new problems came up to be solved.
Argy.Bargy2 over 9 years ago
-Abstaining from rewarding sub-standard performance is not bullying
Elizabeth has been singled out for negative feedback from this teacher since the beginning of her school year. The teacher reprimanded Elizabeth in front of all the other students for chewing her pencil and âspreading germsâ, although it is likelyi that other kids also did that. It is the kind of thing that young kids do.
The teacher also went out of her way to call attention to how âunpreparedâ Elizabeth was because she didnât have pencils with her on her first day (she forgot and left her pencil box at home.) Again, something that was probably also the case for other kids, but we only saw the teacher reprimand Elizabeth.
Now Elizabeth sees everyone else in the class with a sticker. All of these together suggest that it is less likely that she is the only one with so-called âsub-standardâ behavior than it is that the teacher has singled her out for mistreatment.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
You told her to pull up her socks. She pulled up her socks. Get that sticker ready, Teach!
natureboyfig4 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Iâm guessing âYouâll have to pull up your socksâ is some sort of obscure figure of speech from a bygone era? Iâm not sure how having high socks would help someone work harder, though.
franmuir over 9 years ago
Remember, Elizabeth eventually became a teacher because she finally got a teacher who truly inspired her!
locake over 9 years ago
What a lousy teacher she is. A good teacher would actually tell her what she needed to do to improve, not use some obscure idiom that a small child wouldnât understand.
rfeinberg over 9 years ago
What a rotten teacher! Who even uses that expression?
melodymucisa 5 months ago
That teacher is an abusive piece of garbage