Garfield: Are you tonight's Christmas nightmare?
List: Oh, boy, am I ever! I'm Santa's naughty list!
Garfield: Am I on you?
List: Does an elf eat candy canes for breakfast?
Not only is he on the naughty list, his name was pre-printed on it – kinda like how Peter Fox from Foxtrot had his name pre-printed on all the sports teams he didn’t make.
sirduke_1949 about 9 years ago
yes, Garfield. right at the top. along with mine lol
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
Better check it more than twice, Garfield, if I were you.
codycab about 9 years ago
Now THIS is a nightmare. Ho ho ho no no no.
austi93 about 9 years ago
Why ask a question that you know the answer to?
Wichita1.0 about 9 years ago
In fact, guess who’s ALL the names on the list. Santa just used the ‘clone’ setting.
mail2jbl about 9 years ago
Not only is he on the naughty list, his name was pre-printed on it – kinda like how Peter Fox from Foxtrot had his name pre-printed on all the sports teams he didn’t make.
ElioHyena about 9 years ago
Ain’t it obvious Garfield? :P
She Mc about 9 years ago
Bah humbug!
Number Three about 9 years ago
What about Odie? Is he on?
Nah, I doubt it.
xxx
blackkyrem about 9 years ago
WELL DUH. WHAT DO YOU THINK
super29392 about 9 years ago
Yes they do according to ‘Elf’. So Garfield is on the naughty list!
WaffleMonster42 almost 9 years ago
The movie ELF they eat candy canes.