The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 17, 2015

“OK….‘You Stink.’”

It was a rear attack, I tell ya! Suddenly I was in The Big Stink!

Saw this cartoon just as a faint scent was wafting through my open window. Wondered if this was a scratch-n-sniff cartoon.

“I didn’t deserve that, dude.”“Oh, yeah? Let’s take a poll, cat.”

My dad is known as the skunk-man in his condo complex. There are a lot of the stinkers in the neighbourhood and they fall into the window wells. The people tried a number of ways to get the skunks out, my mother told my dad that she heard from a friend’s cousin, sister’s aunt, that if you grab it by the tail it wont spray. So with my mother glaring at my dad he had to try it. It actually worked, he caught it out of the well and gave it a toss, skunk walked away.

Hey, that’s what you get for tailgating.

It could have been useful to use Pepe Le Pew in this cartoon.

Golden.

Skunk humor stinks!

“I’ll be smelling you in all those familiar places "

A lady called the police department in a small town and said she thought there was a skunk in her basement. They told her to put a trail of bread crumbs out to the woods behind her house and then to secure the window. 20 minutes later she called back complaining about two skunks in her basement

Whole new meaning to that remark!!

ewwww … gross!