Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 13, 2015

The gravestone is a variation on that old favorite “Look what I can do!”

His last words were probably “don’t worry, I know what I’m doing!”

I’d rather be wrong and alive than right and dead.

I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me then a pre-frontal lobotomy

nosirrom, Time waits for no one. Tom Waits for everybody…..

I would say that he won the battle and lost the war. Depending on what happened, this could literally be a Pyrrhic victory.

I think his last words were “What can possibly go wrong?”

Trump’s famous last words.

Going too fast, or on it?

“THE FIVE MOST DANGEROUS THINGS IN THE US NAVY”

A Seaman saying, “I learned this in Boot Camp…”A Petty Officer saying, “Trust me, sir…”A Lieutenant JG saying, “Based on my experience…”A Lieutenant saying, “I was just thinking…”A Chief chuckling, “Watch this…”

Better a live dog than a dead lion.

He expected the chute to open when setting a base jumping record.

So just where is all this beer people are handing out?

I’m going to give Linguist a pass on this one..When ever I hear the word huge, in my head it, always sounds like Trump saying it..(Don’t pronounce the “H” and drag it out..‘Uuuuuuuuge…It’s the same with “losers” .Now it always reminds me of Trump. I thought of saying the same thing, but I didn’t want to be the one…

.Besides, it is a joke about a very public figure, about a person, not a philosophy, opinion or a political party…

Long Live the Losers.

You can’t go around wrapped in cotton baton either. You may live to be 100 but why bother?

If you can’t imagine who would want to live to be a 100…ask someone who is 99.

…but umbrellas make great parachutes !!

I’m positive that is not something I want to be remembered for accomplishing!

Is this a reference to speed limits? If so, I applaud Wiley for bringing attention to the continuing problem of drivers acting like speed limits are meaningless.

Love the ambiguity!