Pickles by Brian Crane for October 14, 2015

And HOW many years have these two been married? You’d think Earl would still learn all these annoyances need to stop.

I am not an obeyer of my wife – nor she of me. We are not each other’s parent or master. But we do cooperate and take care of each other.

Yep, Earl = my husband.

If he doesn’t pick up his dirty clothes and put them in the hamper they will not get washed. Thing is he is so stubborn he would wear them dirty from the floor.

Only 3 times?

Oh Earl, those are words I shall cherish ( and translate into Spanish for my esposa Ecuadoriana ) !

Let him have it, Opal. I know you want to.

Just cause someone ignores does not mean they aren’t listening

Poor Earl,. being married to Opal, you must be a listener.

Ah sits an’ ah lissens, but then ah gets up an’ fergets.

the trick to being married is to know when to obey and when it’s safe not to. not one i mastered. this may be why i’m not married anymore.

Just like at least 70% of men in this world.

xxx

Nailed it.

Ha ! Ha ! Can’t beat this man !

That’s how he shows his love